CHUCKLES

A man stalled his car on the road and found his starter unable to turn the motor over. A lady came along with her car, and he hailed her, asking her to give him a push. He said to her, 'My car has an automatic transmission, so you will have to get up to 35 miles an hour'. He sat there waiting for her to push him with her car and nothing happened. He looked around and there she was coming at him at a speed of 35 miles an hour.

A woman driver became stuck with her car on an icy street, and got out and proceeded to throw sand under the front wheels. A bystander told her she should put it under the rear wheels instead of the front ones. She gave him a withering look and said.'You simp, why should I put it under the rear wheels? It's the front ones that won't turn.'

A farmer delivered a load of sweet corn to a mental institution. He backed his pick-up truck up the kitchen door, and while he was unloading it one of the mental patients watched him through the fence. When he had finished the patient said to him. 'So you're a farmer are you?' 'Yes, that's what I be' answered the farmer. 'How long you been farming?' Asked the patient. 'Nigh onto 30 years' Answered the farmer. 'Ever been crazy?' Asked the patient. 'Nope' was the answer. The patient said 'You'd just ought to try it sometime, it beats farming all to pieces.'

A man had a flat tire next to a mental institution. While he was putting on the spare, a patient watched him. He could not find the nuts to hold the wheel on the hub. He must have mis-laid them, and didn't know what he was going to do. The patient said: 'I'll tell you what to do, take one off each of the other wheels, that will get you to a service station where you can get some more'. The man said 'That's a very good idea, especially good for a mental patient.' The patient said 'Just remember that I'm in here because I'm crazy, not dumb.'

A 2 hp. Novo engine, hit and miss governor. Restored in like new condition.

Famous 6 hp. nice running engine. Can see the 6 water circulate on this one. Owned by Clif Johnson, Cedar Falls, Iowa.

Photo taken Thanksgiving afternoon, fired up the big 'Handiman' and decided to do some fall plowing. This one was built in the 30's has 3 HP. Briggs & Stratton model K engine, wheel brakes and power reverse, pulls 10' plow about 6-8' deep as fast as you can walk.